Wednesday, January 2, 2013

And Just Sign for the Carousel Horse Here


I like to think about opening an Applebee's. Not that I have any interest in owning or operating a restaurant. I just think it would be really fun to sit in on the UPS deliveries for a couple of weeks before opening.

"Sir, I'm looking over my packing slip here, and I think I see a couple of mistakes. First of all, it says I should have two coconut bras, but I only see one. Also, I have a framed Wizard of Oz playbill here, but I thought it was supposed to be a movie poster to hang near those old-timey film rolls."

"Well, did you check that box there? The one with the "Gone Fishing" sign and local sports team memorabilia? Because there should be a Wizard of Oz playbill and a Wizard of Oz movie poster. The poster goes by the film rolls, and the playbill will be over by the black and white photo of Dorothy's ruby slippers. Above the framed sheet music."

"Oh yeah, I see them now. They were hidden under this old trumpet and sailor's hat. And here are my old license plates and antique Coca-Cola signs. Looks like we're all set here."

"Great. We'll be back tomorrow with your kayak, hockey sticks, and fireman's hose."


2 comments:

Nancy Bandzuch said...

just stopping by to invite you to join a google plus community for Minnesota bloggers, like the two if us. If you're like me it'd be nice to have a little blogging community and maybe even meet up in real like someday! Hope to see you there! Just head to google plus and search "Minnesota blogger" in the communities. Ps- if you'd like to check out my blog, here's the address: www.dosmallthingswithlove.com

Ps--your blog is really fun! Totally hilarious. Laughed out loud.

Marie Muenchow said...

Thanks Nancy!